Helo from Rigel

[Borato]

Helo, my name is Borato and I come from village in Rigel.

I here to understand racing games. I tryed NFS Carbon, but it felt bad like inserting your finger in backside.
They said "try Grand Tourism instead", I tryed but I here to test games, not doing tourism in beach (Portugal, very cold in winter and woman have hair in legs).

I find this place on web and I say "xi, racing guys, they learn me everything!"

I can't drive pedals like I don't have legs. I prefer keyboard, use less space than wheel (Rigel don't have wheels). I tryed GTR2: fabulastic. In my town we say: "real like swalling a snake down your lungs".

Thank you have me onboard.


PS: Sorry, my english is very not good. Our english teacher used being eaten by mailman, so in our town they say "you have a mail english" to me.

[Filipe Mendes]

Welcome:fixe:

[Tiago Silva]

Bem-vindo!! :fixe:

[Marco Ribeiro]

Welcome:fixe:

[Filipe Galego]

Welcome!

[tiagolapa]

:lol2::welcomeani:

[Rui Pinto]

:laugh:LOL:laugh:

Welcome Borato to our Simracing village!!

Hope to see you on track, and watch your backside so you don't have to feel bad... ( freaking wierd stuff for me )

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[Berto Carvalho]

Array...it felt bad like inserting your finger in backside.
...Portugal, very cold in winter and woman have hair in legs).
...real like swalling a snake down your lungs".
... Our english teacher used being eaten by mailman, so in our town they say "you have a mail english" to me.[/quote]
WTF!!:laugh::laugh:
Welcome aboard:laugh: que lolada...

[Tiago Silva]

Eh eh!! :laugh:

Hey Borato, agora só tens d traduzir p português, p o pessoal q n sabe inglês tb s rir!! :blink1::noworry:

[PeterSport]

Welcome....:blink1::blink1: