GP79 Report @ Long Beach

[Gil A.]

Array

«I'm afraid, but you're kind of late...»

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Here am I at a lonely Long Beach downtown. Why are there no racing cars, no drivers, no spectators, no guardrails? Hmmm, let's get some info from the locals:

«Excuse me, but where are the cars?!»
«What cars?!»
«Those large cars, with slick tires and real drivers driving them!»
«Ohhh, I'm afraid, but you're kind of late...»
«WTF?! Let me call the organizers...»

..... ding dong ......

«Oi! Where the heck are the GP79 cars?!»
«They're on route to New York.»
«What?!»
«Yes, the next race is at Watkins Glen.»
«But what about Long Beach?»
«The race has already happened.»
«WTF?! Why wasn't there 2 weeks between Jarama and that race?»
«Because we decided.»
«But nobody told me!»
«The rules have been published long ago!»
«Ok, ok, my bad. So who won?»
«Miguel Rodrigues. In second place came Tiago Moreira and, in third, Gil Abobeleira.»
«Any incidents to report?»
«Hmm, nothing we haven't seen before...»
«So, a lot of quarreling, but in the end, no one filed a protest.»
«No, this time, that bloke with the gorilla costume argued that the Vodka was strictly forbotten and that the beer tasted like piss.»
«Ohhhh, I see, a sore looser then?»
«Basically, yes.»
«And what about the other guys?»
«Well, the Commendadore let the kids play this time: Duarte Pires came in fourth and Mário Esteves finished in ninth.
Tiago Guerreiro, driving for the McCheat..Laren finished in fifth, in front of the Williams of Roberto Nogueras, who was able to finish in front of the Bercar Lotus duo of António Sousa and Berto Carvalho.»
«And who were the fastest guys out there?»
«Gil Abobeleira was the pole sitter, while Tiago Moreira secured the point for the fastest lap.»
«Anything more?»
«Well, Tiago Moreira is now champion, but the battle for second is going to be intense between Duarte Pires, Miguel Rodrigues and Gil Abobeleira.»
«Finally, how about the Teams Championship?»
«Well, Williams TRK scored ten more points than Team Racing Knowledge. Basically, Williams TRK is just now fifteen points behind.»
«Ok, danke schön. Cya in two weeks at The Glen.»
«Glen, what Glen?! We'll be instead at Vila Real, for the Group A Touring Car race!»[/quote]

[silver]

Eu não sabia que a corrida era ontem. Pensei que ia ser duas semanas depois da anterior, como tem sido sempre. Bah :|

[Pedro Rodrigues]

Nem sempre são de 2 em 2 semanas. :P
Deviam estar atentos ao calendário que está publicado desde sempre. ;P hehe

[Antonio Sousa]

Muito bem feito esse diálogo !

Bom report....Gostei especialmente de: Tiago Guerreiro, driving for the McCheat.. lol
grande imaginação.

[Berto Carvalho]

ArrayMuito bem feito esse diálogo !

Bom report....Gostei especialmente de: Tiago Guerreiro, driving for the McCheat.. lol
grande imaginação.[/quote]

:rolleyes:A 1034ª piada Mclaren...